Stupid Hoe

I like that there's a video for this song to ensure deaf people have something to suffer through as well.

Whip My Hair

I don't consider this music but somebody did otherwise nobody would have heard it. It's regarded as being "kid friendly." I don't think kids should be allowed to hear music like this.

Chinese Democracy

Did anybody buy this album? I know Axel's mom did. I asked her what she thought. "Sucked."

Bawitdaba

I used to feel embarrassed for anybody voluntarily listening to this but these days I just feel embarrassed for Kid Rock. Now get in the pit and try to love someone... like your cousin.

Lovergirl

A little birdie told me this song was crappy crappy.

My Way

Of all the things he's going to do this time, writing a good song isn't one of them.

Nite And Day

Al B. Sure! was Justin Bieber before Justin Bieber.

Batdance

There is an explanation for this song. Prince wrote a bunch of songs for Tim Burton's Batman and they were all pretty good. Then somebody said, "Thanks Prince. Can you do one more song but make it Batman themed?" This request clearly pissed him off so he wrote Batdance.

Brass Monkey

Before you get all butthurt about me trashing a Beastie Boys classic let me reiterate that love the Beastie Boys. If you scraped the bottom the Boys' barrel you'd probably find Brass Monkey residue.

It's Raining Men

I don't get this song. I mean I get it but I don't get it.

Welcome To The Boomtown

These guys are professional musicians or at least they were. Enjoy.

Hold On To The Nights

It's too hard to verbally express how I feel about this song and I don't know how to convey vomiting using our alphabet.

Girl You Know It's True

If you're going to lip-sync at least pic a good song. If this song were released today it would be titled, "Girl U Know It's True." That's right, still no comma.

She's A Beauty

I don't know why I have a problem with rock bands performing songs for a chick. Maybe it's because it seems to me like the entire band is banging her.

Baby

This is the musical equivalent of cancer.

Valentine Girl

I'm almost positive there were versions of this song for Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, and probably Hanukkah. Was Donny Jewish?

Catch Me

Poison, yes. Pretty, not so much.

This Could Be The Night

This COULD be the night but it's not. Loverboy ruined it.

Buffalo Stance

What is a "buffalo stance?"

Mercedes Boy

It should be titled "Mercedes, boy." There are plenty of other problems but that one annoys me the most. If the song was about some "Mercedes Boy" that drove one or turned into one when the moon was full it would be okay but it's not.