I always thought Mase was Ping Pong Diddy Kong's unemployable little brother. Two songs were borrowed for this number. One of them sucked. Solution: make it suck more. Nothing says "Street" like driving your Rolls Royce in the desert. I'm having a grammar headache.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Fell In Love With A Girl
I hate to do this but I don't think you should be able to get away with a "la la la" verse when your song is less than two minutes long.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Mother
Mother's Day edition! Glenn Danzig isn't cool. He's done cool things with cool people but he remains the biggest dork metal has produced. Yes, I'm considering Sebastian Bach and he's not as a big a dork as Glenn.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
I Just Can't Wait To Be King
Special Disney edition! I liked this song more when it was in The Little Mermaid and was called "Under the Sea." I don't want to talk about it anymore. Hakuna matata.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Air on the G string
Special flashback edition. When this baroque why didn't anybody fix it? Bach was easily the Katie Perry of his day as is evident by the title of this song. Give it a good listen. There is absolutely no balance to this redundant and uninspired piece.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Tom's Diner
I love this song. I just wish she could have written a chorus and gone with something other than the soundtrack being played at the local mall's Wet Seal. My brain tells me to hate everything wrong with this song. My mouth can't stop singing it.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
My Own Worst Enemy
Anybody who thinks that music recently entered the dark ages need only look back to 1999 to know that it's been a lot worse. Just imagine this song being covered on Glee by that ugly chick.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue
I told myself I was going to leave country music alone because it's just too easy but I had to post this one. Don't get me wrong, I love feel good songs but this just isn't uplifting like a Tyler Perry movie is. Terrorists suck and so does Toby Keith.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
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