Mony Mony

I still have difficulty believing the guy who wrote "White Wedding" is responsible for this.

Sweet Dreams

As much as it pains me to say it, this is a case of all sizzle and no steak.

Black or White

On this day in 1992 a lot of people paid enough money to make this song number 1 on the charts. I hate all of those people.

It Wasn't Me

I have a soft spot for all of those d-bag anthems. Is it because it's bad-ass to deny something? In what world does saying, "It wasn't me." get you off the hook when you're caught doing something you shouldn't be doing? Does anybody fall for this?

Bait A Hook

He can't bait a hook but I'll bet he has a steady job and has never made eyes at his sister.

When I Hear Music

When I hear Debbie Deb I don't hear music.

I Get Around

I don't think they know what "get around" means. Or maybe they do! I know Mike Love gets around. That's not even his real name. It's actually Mark Schmidt.

(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight

If this song is about what I think it's about I'm surprised that he's singing about it. It's not as obvious as that Lonely Island song but it might as well be.

Naughty Girls

What does she mean by naughty? Is she suggesting that occasionally sluts want flowers?

Get Busy

"Hi! My name is Sean Paul and I'm talentless."