Cream

Look up in the air. It's a crappy song.

Blow Up

This makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Who Are You?

The kids are all right. This song is not.

The Night Chicago Died

Brother, what a load of crap it is.

Come And Get Your Love

...come and get your love, NYAOOOOOOOOOW!

Blinded By The Light

Wrapped up like a douche.

Close To You

I was about to say something clever but I fell asleep.

Genie In A Bottle

Is she a genie or is she a bottle? Last I checked you rubbed the bottle not the genie. Idiot.

Duke of Earl

Crap, crap, crap, crappy song, song, song, crappy song...

Thong Song

I wonder if this song was as hard to record as it is to listen to it. Probably not.