That's How I Beat Shaq

Is this a Sears commercial?

Home Sweet Home

We love rock ballads because they suck. No matter how much my personal tastes want me to hate this song I can't help but love it.

Hakuna Matata

It also means ignoring your obligations and sponging. It's like the pot head's anthem.

Chim Chim Cher-ee

Mary Poppins: good.
Dick Van Dyke: bad.

You'll Be In My Heart

It's a funny thing about collaborations. They're rarely good. Tarzan and Disney was a bad combo to begin with. Adding Phil Collins to the mix just made it worse. I guess Lionel Richie had another obligation.

A Whole New World

Coincidentally, this is what most losers say to get into bed with hot chicks.

Mine, Mine, Mine

It's not a bad Disney song per se but about halfway through Mel Gibson gets his solo.

Zero To Hero

Did anybody see this? I know you did Stacey. I mean everybody else.

Bella Notte

They call it beautiful night.

Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

Spandau Ballet? Really?