Somebody's Watching Me

He's so scared that he suddenly became British. Who'd have thought that Barry Gordy and Michael Jackson wouldn't be awesome enough to save Rockwell from himself.

The Monster Mash

In honor of Halloween I figured I'd post a few "spooky" songs. These are scary to me at least. You'd think that celebrating mediocre music was a modern phenomenon but that's clearly not the case.

Take A Picture

What the hell is an "airpleen?"

We Built This City

They built the city then sold it for cocaine money.

Come Sail Away

If Rush sucked they'd be Styx.

She Don't Use Jelly

There's a saying about acorns growing into mighty oak treas. What happens when you plant a Grape-Nut?

Chop Suey

This is a dumb song.

Break Stuff

Do you think Fred knew what a tool he was when he wrote this? Do you think tools know what tools they are when they listen to this?

Sunshine Day

Who would have thought that melanoma could be so wholesome?

The Loco-Motion

I still can't believe we have Carole King to thank for this. List songs are bad but instructive songs are even worse. This song is basically "The Hokey Pokey." Kylie's version reinforces my belief that the 80's sucked as a decade.