Zoot Suit Riot

Remember these guys? Yeah, me neither.

The Sign

I heard this song and it opened up my ears to how much Ace Of Base blows. The 90's answer to ABBA? You bet. Yes, I hate ABBA as well.

Yonkers

Hmph

Kryptonite

Creedence could make do with three chords. These guys cannot.

Material Girl

She's definitely the "Material Girl." Unfortunately for her that material is crap.

Angel Of The Morning

How could I pick this song over "Queen Of Hearts?" It was pretty easy. I listened to it, posted it, wiped my hands on my pants, and walked away satisfied.

Christmas Shoes

I was originally going to post "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because who doesn't love a song about date rape. Suddenly I remembered that there's an even more obnoxious Christmas song. I'm really sorry about this one.

'Zat You Santa Claus?

And you thought he couldn't do anything worse than "Hot Hot Hot."

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

There was a time when I thought this song was funny. Then I turned 5.

All I Want For Christmas Is You

All I want for Christmas is for this song to never be played again.