EARS PLUGGED

Monday, January 30, 2012

This is what the kids are listening to. Everything bad that happens is their fault.

I'm going to venture a guess that this song is not part of that secret.

Crappiness... dit moi... dit moi...

This isn't a song. It's a ring tone. No wait. That's an insult to people that make ring tones.

There are plenty of reasons to like this song. Those are the exact same reasons to hate it.

Nobody hears this song and thinks, "Haddaway is amazing." They think of Chris Kattan and Will Farrell. Ponder that for a moment.

This is a great song...
...if you're five years old.

I want to like this song but good taste just won't let me. DAMN YOU ROGER!!!

This song was old the day it was recorded.

Um... yeah.