Stupid Hoe

I like that there's a video for this song to ensure deaf people have something to suffer through as well.

Whip My Hair

I don't consider this music but somebody did otherwise nobody would have heard it. It's regarded as being "kid friendly." I don't think kids should be allowed to hear music like this.

Chinese Democracy

Did anybody buy this album? I know Axel's mom did. I asked her what she thought. "Sucked."

Bawitdaba

I used to feel embarrassed for anybody voluntarily listening to this but these days I just feel embarrassed for Kid Rock. Now get in the pit and try to love someone... like your cousin.

Lovergirl

A little birdie told me this song was crappy crappy.

My Way

Of all the things he's going to do this time, writing a good song isn't one of them.

Nite And Day

Al B. Sure! was Justin Bieber before Justin Bieber.

Batdance

There is an explanation for this song. Prince wrote a bunch of songs for Tim Burton's Batman and they were all pretty good. Then somebody said, "Thanks Prince. Can you do one more song but make it Batman themed?" This request clearly pissed him off so he wrote Batdance.

Brass Monkey

Before you get all butthurt about me trashing a Beastie Boys classic let me reiterate that love the Beastie Boys. If you scraped the bottom the Boys' barrel you'd probably find Brass Monkey residue.

It's Raining Men

I don't get this song. I mean I get it but I don't get it.