Friday, September 30, 2011

Funky Town

Here's another example of what happens when a crappy band does a cover of an even crappier song. Not even the keytar saves this one.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Pass The Dutchie

90% of the people that hear this song on the radio would rather to listen to commercials on another station. The other ten percent have broken radios and can't change the station.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Summer of '69

Much like my theory that any song saying, "In the USA." is automatically bad, mentioning your "six string" is equally bad. I've yet to hear the perfect storm of crap where a singer talks about playing his six string in the USA but I'm sure I'll come across it sooner or later. Did I mention Bryan Adams sucks?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

You Can Do Magic.

If only some of that magic was used to make this song better.

Monday, September 26, 2011


The funniest thing about this song is that it sucked before that stupid show.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

What About Me

What about you? This is the first emo song ever written. It's also the worst emo song ever written. Yes, I considered those guys.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Counting Blue Cars

It's funny how a good video can make a stupid song tolerable. This is not one of those situations. You know there was a round of high fives after recording this song. This band was Creed before we had Creed to make fun of.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Cool Rider

This one is a little more on the pathetic side but it's still crappy. It's moments like these I feel bad for actors because you know deep down they hate themselves for what they're doing.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Inside Out

This is another one of those songs that had a knack for ruining my day. It's one of those special songs that doesn't really try. It also led me to believe that the singer had an incredibly small range so I never bothered to give anything else a listen.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Ray Parker Jr.'s best song is Huey Lewis and The News' worst song.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Burn It To The Ground

I take comfort in knowing how many douche bags voluntarily removed themselves from the gene pool while listening to this.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Werewolves of London

This song was written on a Friday. Warren finished the first few bars and decided it was good enough to repeat for three and a half minutes.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Time To Change

I just don't like listening to Marcia sing about getting boobs.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011


Chris Martin knows how to write a song. He must have forgotten how the day he wrote Yellow.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Real American

I feel dumber having just listened to this song. Just to be sure it was the song I listened again and now I'm dumberer.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

My Woman From Tokyo

So far away from the garden we love. She is what moves in the soul of a dove. Soon I shall see just how black was my night. When we're alone in her city of light.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011


It's amazing how Neil's music stirs all kinds of feelings. I mostly feel disappointment when I hear this song. It's mostly the cheesy lyrics but its inaccuracy is the real culprit. They're coming to America today but they're being deported tomorrow.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Final Countdown

If the best thing about your song is GOB's magic (sorry) ILLUSION show then your song is crap. There had to have been one member of Europe that really, really wanted to record and release this song. "Come on guys. It will be awesome."

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Cheesburger In Paradise

Looks like I've found a group of people worse than Ke ha fans. If I wrote a song for morons it would probably be about a cheeseburger too.

Friday, September 9, 2011

The End Of The Innocence

Don Henley plus anybody is a recipe for crap. The same can be said of Bruce Hornsby. Put them both together and you get a level of suck akin to the vacuum of space.

Don Henley - The End Of The Innocence by jpdc11

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I Don't Want To Be

We've established what he doesn't want to be. He never actually says what he's trying to be. Maybe he's trying to get a job at "Hot Dog On A Stick."

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Tik Tok

I know this isn't technically music but I figured Ke Ha deserves a spot on my list. The only thing worse than this is the people who pay to hear it.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Livin' On A Prayer

Sounds to me like Tommy and Gina need to go to night school.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Disco Inferno

Why isn't there a song called "Rap Fire" or "Vapid Skank With Autotune Flambe?" It's all because of The Trammps.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Let's Go All The Way

Why is this song so bad? I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that they continued recording this song until they were done or that radio stations look through their music libraries and think. "Let's play this song!"

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Taboo 2 Theme

This is easily the worst porn music that was ever used in porn.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Miss You

This is easily the worst porn music that was never used in porn.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Husker Fight Song

The worst song in college football. Thankfully we won't be hearing it very much this season.