Funky Town

Here's another example of what happens when a crappy band does a cover of an even crappier song. Not even the keytar saves this one.

Pass The Dutchie

90% of the people that hear this song on the radio would rather to listen to commercials on another station. The other ten percent have broken radios and can't change the station.

Summer of '69

Much like my theory that any song saying, "In the USA." is automatically bad, mentioning your "six string" is equally bad. I've yet to hear the perfect storm of crap where a singer talks about playing his six string in the USA but I'm sure I'll come across it sooner or later. Did I mention Bryan Adams sucks?

You Can Do Magic.

If only some of that magic was used to make this song better.

California

The funniest thing about this song is that it sucked before that stupid show.

What About Me

What about you? This is the first emo song ever written. It's also the worst emo song ever written. Yes, I considered those guys.

Counting Blue Cars

It's funny how a good video can make a stupid song tolerable. This is not one of those situations. You know there was a round of high fives after recording this song. This band was Creed before we had Creed to make fun of.

Cool Rider

This one is a little more on the pathetic side but it's still crappy. It's moments like these I feel bad for actors because you know deep down they hate themselves for what they're doing.

Inside Out

This is another one of those songs that had a knack for ruining my day. It's one of those special songs that doesn't really try. It also led me to believe that the singer had an incredibly small range so I never bothered to give anything else a listen.

Ghostbusters

Ray Parker Jr.'s best song is Huey Lewis and The News' worst song.

Burn It To The Ground

I take comfort in knowing how many douche bags voluntarily removed themselves from the gene pool while listening to this.

Werewolves of London

This song was written on a Friday. Warren finished the first few bars and decided it was good enough to repeat for three and a half minutes.

Time To Change

I just don't like listening to Marcia sing about getting boobs.

I'm Gonna Be

I hate this so much.

Yellow

Chris Martin knows how to write a song. He must have forgotten how the day he wrote Yellow.

Real American

I feel dumber having just listened to this song. Just to be sure it was the song I listened again and now I'm dumberer.

My Woman From Tokyo

So far away from the garden we love. She is what moves in the soul of a dove. Soon I shall see just how black was my night. When we're alone in her city of light.

America

It's amazing how Neil's music stirs all kinds of feelings. I mostly feel disappointment when I hear this song. It's mostly the cheesy lyrics but its inaccuracy is the real culprit. They're coming to America today but they're being deported tomorrow.

The Na-Na Song

Sheryl Crow is an idiot.

The Final Countdown

If the best thing about your song is GOB's magic (sorry) ILLUSION show then your song is crap. There had to have been one member of Europe that really, really wanted to record and release this song. "Come on guys. It will be awesome."

Cheesburger In Paradise

Looks like I've found a group of people worse than Ke ha fans. If I wrote a song for morons it would probably be about a cheeseburger too.

The End Of The Innocence

Don Henley plus anybody is a recipe for crap. The same can be said of Bruce Hornsby. Put them both together and you get a level of suck akin to the vacuum of space.


Don Henley - The End Of The Innocence by jpdc11

I Don't Want To Be

We've established what he doesn't want to be. He never actually says what he's trying to be. Maybe he's trying to get a job at "Hot Dog On A Stick."

Tik Tok

I know this isn't technically music but I figured Ke Ha deserves a spot on my list. The only thing worse than this is the people who pay to hear it.

Livin' On A Prayer

Sounds to me like Tommy and Gina need to go to night school.

Disco Inferno

Why isn't there a song called "Rap Fire" or "Vapid Skank With Autotune Flambe?" It's all because of The Trammps.

Let's Go All The Way

Why is this song so bad? I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that they continued recording this song until they were done or that radio stations look through their music libraries and think. "Let's play this song!"

Taboo 2 Theme

This is easily the worst porn music that was ever used in porn.

Miss You

This is easily the worst porn music that was never used in porn.

Husker Fight Song

The worst song in college football. Thankfully we won't be hearing it very much this season.