Sunday, February 19, 2012

Welcome To The Boomtown

These guys are professional musicians or at least they were. Enjoy.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Hold On To The Nights

It's too hard to verbally express how I feel about this song and I don't know how to convey vomiting using our alphabet.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Girl You Know It's True

If you're going to lip-sync at least pic a good song. If this song were released today it would be titled, "Girl U Know It's True." That's right, still no comma.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

She's A Beauty

I don't know why I have a problem with rock bands performing songs for a chick. Maybe it's because it seems to me like the entire band is banging her.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Baby

This is the musical equivalent of cancer.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine Girl

I'm almost positive there were versions of this song for Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, and probably Hanukkah. Was Donny Jewish?

Monday, February 13, 2012

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Friday, February 10, 2012

Mercedes Boy

It should be titled "Mercedes, boy." There are plenty of other problems but that one annoys me the most. If the song was about some "Mercedes Boy" that drove one or turned into one when the moon was full it would be okay but it's not.